1. Call him a perv in any way, shape, or form in every sentence you say. 2. Ask if he’s Jamaican. 3. Whenever an advertisement for any feminine product comes on the TV, turn the volume all the way up and stare at him with wide, fascinated eyes. 4. Loudly tell anyone who happens to walk by that Kelly Clarkson is his personal hero. 5. Smack him upside the head every time he tries to flirt with someone and say “Bad Tom! Bad!” 6. Give away his every location to his fans. 7. Snip off a lock of his hair, set it on the floor, light candles all around it, and dance around the whole mess in some sort of cannibalistic ritual. 8. Steal all his hats and mail them to Peru. 9. In the middle of a concert run up to him and yell: “How can you perform when we’re destroying the Ozone layer?” 10. When he’s watching TV place a spinney office chair in his direct line of vision and start spinning around like a mad person yelling “I’m not wearing pants tooooooooday!!!!” 11. Cower in fear every time he says the word ‘something’. 12. Constantly remind him that Bill is the boss. 13. Wake him up at five AM singing the most annoying song you know. 14. Duct tape his bedroom door shut so he can’t escape. 15. Call him a racist dolphin. 16. Ask him tearfully why the kids just won’t give that poor rabbit his cereal. 17. Paint his nails bright pink while he sleeps and hide the nail polish remover. 18. Come up with 30 ways to annoy him. 19. Put shaving cream on his hand when he sleeps and tickle his nose with a feather. 20. Put a cow in his room and wait for the surprise! 21. Place a very scary looking porcelain doll at the edge of his bed while he sleeps. Tape a ketchup smothered butcher knife in its hand. 22. Sing “Follow Me” by Uncle Kracker nonstop until it gets stuck in his head. 23. Sell his virginity on eBay. 24. Tell him you need a sacrifice and that he’s the only one available at the moment. 25. Poke him. Just poke him nonstop until it drives him mad. 26. Dress up as Harry Potter and follow him around all day shouting random incantations. 27. Write him a very sappy love letter and sign it with Gustav’s name. 28. ‘Accidentally’ break his most favorite guitar. 29. Babble nonstop about how MySpace is the downfall of society. 30. Make him help you compose evil plans of taking over the world
Traducerea 1.Sa-l faci pervers in orice fel,forma,cuvant sau propozitie pe care o spui. 2.Sa-l intrebi daca e jamaican. 3.De fiecare data cand vezi la TV o reclama cu produse feminine sau cu fete,da volumul tare si uita-te la el fascinat. 4.Sa vorbesti cu oricine tipand ca Kelly Clarkson e eroina lui. 5.Sa-i dai un capac de fiecare data candd incearca sa flirteze cu cineva si sa-i zici"RAU BAIAT,TOM ,RAU BAIAT". 6.Sa zici toate locuurile in care se gaseste cu fanii. 7.Sa-i tai o suvita din par,sa o pui pe jos inconjurata de lumanari si sa incepi sa faci ritualuri canibalistice. 8.Sa-i furi sepcile si sa le trimiti in Peru. 9.In mijlocull unui concert sa fugi langa el si sa tipi in gura mare: "Cum poti inca sa canti cand noi distrugem stratul de ozone?". 10.Cand se uita la TV sa pui un scaun de birou fix in fata lui si sa te uiti la el ciudat strigand:"Nu port pantaloni azi!!!". 11.Sa te lasi cuprins de teama de fiecare data cand zice cuvantul"ceva" 12.Sa-i reamintesti in mod constant ca Bill e seful. 13.Sa-l trezesti la 5 dimineata si sa canti cel mai enervant cantec pe care il sti. 14.Sa-i blochezi usa de la dormitor ca sa nu poata evada. 15.Sa-i zici delfin de rasa.(bland) 16.Sa-l intrebi cu teama de ce copii nu vor sa-i dea iepurelui cerealele????? 17.Sa-i dai unghiile cu roz pal si sa ascunzi acetona. 18.Sa vii cu 30 de moduri de a-l enerva. 19.Sa-i pui after shave in mana si sa-l gadili cu o pana la nas. 20.Sa-i bagi o vaca in camera si sa astepti surpriza!!!! 21.S a pui o papusa hidoasa la sfarsitul patului in timp ce doarme.Pune un cutit murdar de ketchup in mana lui ca sa para ca a comis o crima. 22.Sa canti "Follow me"de unchiul Kracker nonstop pana ii intra in cap. 23.Sa-i vinzi virginitatea pe eBay. 24.Spune-i ca ai nevoie de un sacrificiu si el e singura persoana disponibila pe moment. 25.Bate-ti joc de el.Bate-ti joc de el pana o ia razna. 26.Imbraca-te ca Harry Potter si fa incantatii toata ziua. 27.Scrie-i o scrisoare siropoasa de dragoste si trimite-o semnandu-te cu numele lui Gustav. 28."ACCIDENTAL",rupe-i chitara preferata. 29.Bodogane nonstop cum MySpace e cea mai decazuta din societate. 30.Sa-l faci sa te ajute sa compui planuri rele pt toata lumea.
Si ea era cea mai dulce fata din totdeauna (totdeauna) Acum e foarte acra Poarta o rochie foarte stramta Si daca faci sa ploua ea va fi tot acolo Toti o vad fericita Dar nimeni nu stie Cine e ea, ce vrea de fapt... Cand e singura plange Plange ca nimeni sa n-o vada E singura impotriva intregii lumi!! Ei nu stiu cum e sa ai un vis...intangibil Si sa traiesti sperand... dar sperand DEGEABA!!
dar se enerveaza!!! si mult as vrea sa il vad p tom nervos!!!!
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Si ea era cea mai dulce fata din totdeauna (totdeauna) Acum e foarte acra Poarta o rochie foarte stramta Si daca faci sa ploua ea va fi tot acolo Toti o vad fericita Dar nimeni nu stie Cine e ea, ce vrea de fapt... Cand e singura plange Plange ca nimeni sa n-o vada E singura impotriva intregii lumi!! Ei nu stiu cum e sa ai un vis...intangibil Si sa traiesti sperand... dar sperand DEGEABA!!
Cum il enervam pe tom? – poza de EmoBarbie, in :: TOM KAULITZ ALIAS "SEX GOD" :: · 37.3KB
_______________________________________ Ich liebe dich so sehr wie es nur möglich ist Es gibt kein Wort mit dem dies zu beschreiben ist Ich liebe dich so sehr Ich Es wird nie mehr aufhörn Ich weiss du liebst mich auch Wir lassen unserer Liebe eïnfach den Lauf!!! _______________________________________________ Ich will bei dir sein und denke nur an dich habe das Gefühl du hörst mich nicht Wenn ich meine Wünsche in die Sterne schreib dann tu ich das doch nur um bei dir zu sein Jede Sekunde will ich nur mit dir verbring Du gibst meinem Leben wieder einen Sinn Es ist zu schön um wahr zu sein Ich darf mit dir für immer mein Leben teilen Gott hat dich nur für mich gemacht Es ist so als hätt er an meine Wünsche gedacht Und jetzt sag ichs dir vergiss es nicht versprich es mir!!!
da` nu cred k mar omor in bataie dak vede kteva desene animate p acolo 
Ich liebe dich so sehr wie es nur möglich ist
Ich Es wird nie mehr aufhörn
Wenn ich meine Wünsche in die Sterne schreib