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1. ‘Accidentally’ call him a girl in public.
2. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word ‘what’.
3. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what you are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing you wrong.
4. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green Day song he might be playing.
5. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream “The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!”
6. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him by any other name.
7. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.
8. Every time he beats you at a video game smack him with a pillow and accuse him of cheating.
9. Make fun of his dancing.
10. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson.
11. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while he’s asleep.
12. Tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow.
13. Tell him Tom is SO much cuter than him.
14. Watch the ‘Thriller’ music video and stare at him with wide, terrified eyes the rest of the day.
15. Make a list of ways to annoy him.
16. When you go wake him up in the morning quietly ask him where babies come from.
17. Balance a book on your head and follow him around all day.
18. Sing “Dude looks like a lady” at 2:48 AM every morning without fail.
19. Tell him he should hook up with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
20. Put purple Jell-O in his shower head.
21. Put on some sappy chick flick, turn up the volume as loud as it’ll go, and ask him why the boys were so mean to Jennifer.
22. Splash him with water and shout “The power of Christ compels you!”
23. After every sentence he says ask him ‘why?’
24. Make him write a song about monkeys, cheese puffs, and a broken air conditioner and make him perform it at his next concert.
25. Before they go on stage for a concert introduce them as the Weather Girls.
26. During an awkward silence loudly point out that he looks like a drunken llama.
27. Scream and smack him upside the head every time he says the word ‘guitar’.
28. Ask him if he was ever on the Oprah show.
29. Somehow shove him into a dress and throw him out on the streets for all his fan girls to see.
30. Never let him forget that Tom is indeed older than him.
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1 Din ,,greseala,, spunei ca este fata in public
2 Razi isteric de cate ori pronunta cuvantul ,,what,,
3 Furai toate tusurile de ochii si incepe sa desenezi desene ciudata pe toti pereti din casa.Atunci cand te intreaba ce faci intoarceti spatele la el si spune ceva despre George facunda-ti ceva rau.
4 Canta foarte foarte tare si fara note orice melodie Green Day pe care o canta.
5 La 4:27 dimineatza,sari in patul lui si urla: Sipirudsi ataca,spiridusi ataca fugiti pentru vietile voastre.
6 Redenumeste-l Phillip Johnny Bob si refuza sa il numesti altfel.
7 Spunei orice sfarsit de film cand el se uita.
8 De cate ori te bate la vreun joc video loveste-l cu o perna si acuzal ca a trisat.
9 Fa misto de dansatul lui.
10 Spunei ca arata ca Micheal Jackson
11 Lasa o maimuta turbata libera in camerea lui cand doarme.
12 Spunei ca vocea lui ii aminteste o o vaca muribunda constipata.
13 Spunei ca Tom ESTE mult mai dragutz decat el.
14 Uitate la videoclipul musical ,,Thriller,, si dupaia holbeaza-te la el toata ziua cu ochii terifiati.
15 Fa o lista cu feluri in care sa il enervezi.
16 Cand te duci sa il trezesti dimineata intreaba-l de unde vin bebelusi.
17 Balanseaza o carte pe cap si urmeaza-l toata ziua.
18 Canta,, Tipul arata ca o fata,, 2:40 in fiecare dimineata fara greseli.
19 Spunei ca ar trebuie sa se cupleze cu Buffy din spaima Vampirilor.
20 Punei Jell-O mov in casca lui de dus
21 Pune niste muzica de fete,da volumul la maxim si intreba-l de ce baieti au fost asa de rai cu Jennifer.
22 Spoteste-l cu niste apa si spune-i ,, Puterea lui Hristos te obliga,,
23 Dupa fiecare propozitie pe care o zice intreba-l de ce
24 Fal sa scrie o melodie despre maimute,pupufelti cu cascaval si un aer conditionat dupaia punel sa o cante la urmatorul sau concert.
25 Ininate de a merge pe scena pentru un concert introdui ca pe fetele de la vreme.( aia e formatie Weather Girls?)
26 In timpul unei liniste incomonda spune ca el arata ca o llama beata.
27 Tipa si loveste-l peste cap de cate ori zice cuvantul chitara.
28 Intreabal daca el a fost vreodata la o eminiune de a lui Oprah
29 Cumva imbracal intr-o rochie si aruncal pe strada sa il vada toate fanele lui.
30 Nu il lasa niciodata sa uite ca Tom este defapt mai mare ca el.
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ooo le stiam pe toate 
12 Spunei ca vocea lui ii aminteste o o vaca muribunda constipata.
asta ii cea mai tare  ce tare
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crek turbeaza dak spui presei k ti-a zis k e gay...
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Si ea era cea mai dulce fata din totdeauna (totdeauna)
Acum e foarte acra
Poarta o rochie foarte stramta
Si daca faci sa ploua ea va fi tot acolo
Toti o vad fericita
Dar nimeni nu stie
Cine e ea, ce vrea de fapt...
Cand e singura plange
Plange ca nimeni sa n-o vada
E singura impotriva intregii lumi!!
Ei nu stiu cum e sa ai un vis...intangibil
Si sa traiesti sperand... dar sperand DEGEABA!!
ACEA FATA... SUNT EU !!!
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26 In timpul unei liniste incomonda spune ca el arata ca o llama beata.
love this
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asta e kiar...
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Si ea era cea mai dulce fata din totdeauna (totdeauna)
Acum e foarte acra
Poarta o rochie foarte stramta
Si daca faci sa ploua ea va fi tot acolo
Toti o vad fericita
Dar nimeni nu stie
Cine e ea, ce vrea de fapt...
Cand e singura plange
Plange ca nimeni sa n-o vada
E singura impotriva intregii lumi!!
Ei nu stiu cum e sa ai un vis...intangibil
Si sa traiesti sperand... dar sperand DEGEABA!!
ACEA FATA... SUNT EU !!!
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incercam si noi cv??ia ziketi fetele 
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WTFPe lista neagra
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gaaayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuu vostruuuu
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